My Dream Off-Season

[blueadams]

Peace faggot (DocBrown). I remember what a complete and utter fucking retard you are from the politics forum too, and I certainly can't recall you ever contributing a single original thought to Any thread. You certainly won't be missed. By anyone else who blocks you.

It's a forum with like 15 active users and you're planning mass blocks?

It's a forum with 5 active users and 10 brain-dead non-thinkers who never contribute anything to anything. Won't be missing out on a fucking thing.

[hiramnicak]

to DET: Kyle Connor
to WPG: Michael Rasmussen, 2023 #9, 2023 #43, and 2024 1st (DET)

to DET: Clayton Keller
to ARI: Albert Johansson, 2023 #17, 2023 #42, 2024 1st (BOS), and Ben Chiarot (see: cap floor)

UFA: Damon Severson
UFA: Luke Schenn
UFA: Frederik Andersen

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David Perron - Dylan Larkin - Clayton Keller
Marco Kasper - Kyle Connor - Lucas Raymond
Dominik Kubalik - Andrew Copp - Jonathan Berggren
Robby Fabbri - Joe Veleno - Filip Zadina

Jake Walman - Moritz Seider
Simon Edvinsson - Damon Severson
Olli Maatta - Luke Schenn

Frederik Andersen
Ville Husso

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My dream off-season. It's not going to happen. at least not without moving a Seider, Raymond, Kasper, Edvinsson, or even Wallinder. Also, I'm basically ignoring real concerns like the cap and other nonsense. Fantasy hockey. What an impossible roster.

[holytoledo]

My dream off-season:

Dylan Larkin has a personal crisis where he takes the year off contemplating transitioning to a woman.

Kasper needs to spend the season in GR and plays lights out, leading the Griffs to the Calder Cup - along with Edvinsson & Cossa.

We draft Moore, Reinbacher, But, Honzek & Allen.

Sign Max Pacioretty as a UFA. He has a bounce back year and pots 35. We flip him for a first at the deadline.

Rasmussen - Copp - Raymond
Kubalik - Veleno - Pacioretty
Zadina - Fabbri - Berggren
Hirose - Czarnik - Chiasson

Chiarot - Seider
Wallman - Lindstrom
Maatta - Hagg

We finish dead last. We win the lottery. We pick a #1 C. We move Pacioretty & Perron for firsts. They both end up in the teens. Boston pick ends up at 11.

The following year.

Larkin decides to remain a man.

Raymond - Larkin - But
Kasper - 2024 #1 pick - Honzek
Berrgren - Copp - Fabbri
Mazur - Veleno - Rasmussen

Wallman - Seider
Edvinsson - Reinbacher
Wallinder - Allen


Cossa
Husso

[Pop Zeus]

We draft Cole Eiserman from the USNTDP

The Eiserplan

[Pop Zeus]

to DET: Kyle Connor
to WPG: Michael Rasmussen, 2023 #9, 2023 #43, and 2024 1st (DET)

to DET: Clayton Keller
to ARI: Albert Johansson, 2023 #17, 2023 #42, 2024 1st (BOS), and Ben Chiarot (see: cap floor)

UFA: Damon Severson
UFA: Luke Schenn
UFA: Frederik Andersen

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David Perron - Dylan Larkin - Clayton Keller
Marco Kasper - Kyle Connor - Lucas Raymond
Dominik Kubalik - Andrew Copp - Jonathan Berggren
Robby Fabbri - Joe Veleno - Filip Zadina

Jake Walman - Moritz Seider
Simon Edvinsson - Damon Severson
Olli Maatta - Luke Schenn

Frederik Andersen
Ville Husso

---

My dream off-season. It's not going to happen. at least not without moving a Seider, Raymond, Kasper, Edvinsson, or even Wallinder. Also, I'm basically ignoring real concerns like the cap and other nonsense. Fantasy hockey. What an impossible roster.

Improved as the roster is, I'm not convinced it goes anywhere.

[holytoledo]

to DET: Kyle Connor
to WPG: Michael Rasmussen, 2023 #9, 2023 #43, and 2024 1st (DET)

to DET: Clayton Keller
to ARI: Albert Johansson, 2023 #17, 2023 #42, 2024 1st (BOS), and Ben Chiarot (see: cap floor)

UFA: Damon Severson
UFA: Luke Schenn
UFA: Frederik Andersen

---

David Perron - Dylan Larkin - Clayton Keller
Marco Kasper - Kyle Connor - Lucas Raymond
Dominik Kubalik - Andrew Copp - Jonathan Berggren
Robby Fabbri - Joe Veleno - Filip Zadina

Jake Walman - Moritz Seider
Simon Edvinsson - Damon Severson
Olli Maatta - Luke Schenn

Frederik Andersen
Ville Husso

---

My dream off-season. It's not going to happen. at least not without moving a Seider, Raymond, Kasper, Edvinsson, or even Wallinder. Also, I'm basically ignoring real concerns like the cap and other nonsense. Fantasy hockey. What an impossible roster.

Improved as the roster is, I'm not convinced it goes anywhere.

That was my thought as well. We might pass NYI & Pitt on their way down, but I don’t know that this helps us to catch Ottawa & Buffalo on their way up.

[holytoledo]

My dream off-season:

Dylan Larkin has a personal crisis where he takes the year off contemplating transitioning to a woman.

Kasper needs to spend the season in GR and plays lights out, leading the Griffs to the Calder Cup - along with Edvinsson & Cossa.

We draft Moore, Reinbacher, But, Honzek & Allen.

Sign Max Pacioretty as a UFA. He has a bounce back year and pots 35. We flip him for a first at the deadline.

Rasmussen - Copp - Raymond
Kubalik - Veleno - Pacioretty
Zadina - Fabbri - Berggren
Hirose - Czarnik - Chiasson

Chiarot - Seider
Wallman - Lindstrom
Maatta - Hagg

We finish dead last. We win the lottery. We pick a #1 C. We move Pacioretty & Perron for firsts. They both end up in the teens. Boston pick ends up at 11.

The following year.

Larkin decides to remain a man.

Raymond - Larkin - But
Kasper - 2024 #1 pick - Honzek
Berrgren - Copp - Fabbri
Mazur - Veleno - Rasmussen

Wallman - Seider
Edvinsson - Reinbacher
Wallinder - Allen


Cossa
Husso

I forgot Moore in my lineup…

Raymond - Larkin - But
Rasmussen - Eiserman - Kasper
Honzek - Moore - Copp
Fabbri - Veleno - Mazur
Berggren

[blueadams]

Trade 9 and 41 to get Michkov.
Trade 17 and 42 to get Honzek.
Trade 43 and a '24 2nd to get But.
Trade a '24 2nd and 3rd to get Matt Roy.
Sign Adin Hill 2yrs.
Sign Pat Kane 2yrs.
Trade our two '24 1sts to get a stud center in the 24 draft.

23-24
Kane---Larkin---Raymond
Rasmussen---Copp---Perron
Kubalik---Kasper---Mazur
Soder---Veleno---Fabbri/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Maatta---Chiarot

Hill/Husso

**********

24-25
Kane---Larkin---But
Honzek---Kasper---Raymond
Lombardi---Copp---Mazur
Rasmussen---Veleno---Soder/Fabbri/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Wallinder---Maatta/Chiarot/Johansson

Hill/Husso

**********

25-26
Michkov---Larkin---But
Honzek---Kasper---Raymond
Lombardi---24 1st---Buchelnikov/Mazur
Rasmussen---Copp/Veleno---Mazur/Soder/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Wallinder---Maatta/Chiarot/Johansson

Cossa, Hill/Husso

[holytoledo]

Trade 9 and 41 to get Michkov.
Trade 17 and 42 to get Honzek.
Trade 43 and a '24 2nd to get But.
Trade a '24 2nd and 3rd to get Matt Roy.
Sign Adin Hill 2yrs.
Sign Pat Kane 2yrs.
Trade our two '24 1sts to get a stud center in the 24 draft.

23-24
Kane---Larkin---Raymond
Rasmussen---Copp---Perron
Kubalik---Kasper---Mazur
Soder---Veleno---Fabbri/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Maatta---Chiarot

Hill/Husso

**********

24-25
Kane---Larkin---But
Honzek---Kasper---Raymond
Lombardi---Copp---Mazur
Rasmussen---Veleno---Soder/Fabbri/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Wallinder---Maatta/Chiarot/Johansson

Hill/Husso

**********

25-26
Michkov---Larkin---But
Honzek---Kasper---Raymond
Lombardi---24 1st---Buchelnikov/Mazur
Rasmussen---Copp/Veleno---Mazur/Soder/Berggren

Walman---Seider
Edvinsson---Roy
Wallinder---Maatta/Chiarot/Johansson

Cossa, Hill/Husso

This is a lot of moves, but none of them are super unreasonable. I think that team probably picks somewhere between 14 & 22.

Not sure the packages for trading up to get Michkov or But are enough. Probably depends on if Michkov slips out of the top 5 or not. But & Honzek are gonna be in plenty of teams top 15 too, so those moves up could be really tough to pull off.

Think I’d rather hold some of those picks and take Reinbacher, Wallinder or ASP and let them hopefully bump Roy to 3rd pair eventually. Also would probably prefer not giving up assets and landing Severson or Gudas as a UFA.

I’d also think about on a one year deal Patches vs. Kane or even think about Kuznetsov on more of a cap dump kinda deal. Berggren, Fabbri, Veleno and LD prospects other than Ed could all be pieces in some of those deals as necessary too. If we’re not in the race then Perron, Kubalik & Patches/Kuznetsov are all potential deadline pieces. If we’re in it, keep ‘em and we still have Honzek, But & a stud D in the system.

[Slapper]

My dream for the off season is to see Blue get traded to some other forum. One actually has to try to be an asshole at that level. Oh and the oilers trade McDavid to Detroit for the same return as when the wings got Draper.